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{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}

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